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thelldev

I want pizza


thelldev

Pizza on its way


thelldev

Pizza has A͍͕͓̲̼̞̝̒ͫͣ̏͡ ͙̜̭̙ͯ̂̿ͪ͆ͯ̈Rͭ͐̆ͩ͘͏̥̹͉̲͕ ͍͍̠ͯ̇ͦͩͭ͘R͓̹̯̻̲̞̈́͆̇ͣͤ̂ͦ͐ ̰͓͔̹̼̀̅̊̈ͮͪ̿̉̐͘͠͡I̘̹̗̼͖̺̰̓̃͒̈́̑ͤ͆ͬ̚͜ͅ ̣̟̗̦̰̤͚̋̉V̢̨̜̩ͦ͂ͧ̈́͋ͭ͗̇̀ ̮̞̣͌͑̽ͯ̈̎ͯE̷̠̙͋ͪ̒͡ ̵̗̮̤̄ͧͯ̈́͗͐͡͝D͕͓̪̣̀̏͑̾͠ ͎͉̽̄̑ͯ̽̑


#This site is so relatable

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makara


oh, you know...playing minecraft with the girls😎


#ladies' night out

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babushka

me reading any thing that does not resemble me in the slightest way: big mood


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delcatty
2 weeks ago

large college culture is getting like 5 different notifications from groups and people when your classes are canceled


#Apparently our school has had less than 20 cancels in the past 40 years or something #so no one thought it was happening

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disasterbisexual

Someone: *does one nice thing for me*

Me: I hereby swear to you my undying loyalty, I would follow you into battle or to the ends of the Earth, I am forever at your service--


#oh hat

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disasterbisexual

I wonder how powerful my Skyrim character would be if I didn't restart the game all the time


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h-hewwo

Do what makes you happy! Go see a movie! Stay in and bake some cookies! Summon an old god in the forest with the bones of the damned! Get a fish! 


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disasterbisexual

Are chickens huggable?


delcatty

gonna have to go with no on this one, sorry


lime

actually ive heard that domesticated chickens are huggable and some like to be hugged but it might be breed specific and with training


h-hewwo

anything is huggable if you try hard enough


delcatty


#don't do it!!!

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delcatty
4 weeks ago

if I had telekinesis, the first thing I'd do would be using it to hold my hair in place


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throckmorton

It's taken me 22 years of life to learn that a group of ladybugs is called a Loveliness!!


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throckmorton

It's taken me 22 years of life to learn that a group of ladybugs is called a Loveliness!!


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delcatty

do you ever just read a prelab and wonder what you're doing with your life


delcatty

great, so I have the possibility of accidentally killing my subjects and knocking myself out!!!


delcatty

oh the update: turns out all of them were dead before I entered the room, so I had no problems 


#fyi it was flies #we were sexing flies #don't worry I got this

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delcatty

do you ever just read a prelab and wonder what you're doing with your life


delcatty

great, so I have the possibility of accidentally killing my subjects and knocking myself out!!!


#yeah okay

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delcatty
1 month ago

do you ever just read a prelab and wonder what you're doing with your life


#I'm going to.... sex these flies and then kill them??? #and that's it?

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lime

i think the reason i refuse to call myself bi even tho people continously come to me and tell me that for the queer comunity pan and bi have been the same thing since forever

is that the bi flag looks like shit

and id marry the pan one


delcatty

hey, two things:

1) the most popular definition of bi is 2+, not two. (pan and bi still aren't the same though and it's fine to use either label)

2) this seems unnecessarily rude tbh... you can dislike our flag without saying it "looks like shit"


#I know it's a joke but it just comes across as kind of harsh #esp to us bi people who do really like our flag #also from my experience the "two and only two" is usually from straight cis people #who think there's only two genders #so they're like "bi means man and woman"

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lime

why do people buy cheese with a bunch of holes? are they the same people buying lays chips? are they addicted to products containing 98% air?


princeofdoom

Cheese with holes has a different flavor so you get less cheese but the cheese you get is Different Cheese

Lays has no excuse tho


lime

right right but why do cheese people not melt the Hole Cheese to make Whole Cheese

capitalist cheese?


delcatty

wouldn't that change the texture of the cheese? like how grilled cheese gets greasy when it re-solidifies


#nasty #should be illegal tbh

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delcatty
1 month ago


oh thank goodness


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delcatty
1 month ago

I love feeling my veins it's like hell yes, I have the blood


#Good practice for later too!! #win-win

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delcatty
1 month ago

shopping for glasses alone sucks bc I need to take off my glasses to put new ones on but I can't see my new glasses without my old ones


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ingenium

since no ones following me that means i can legally overshare without any repercussions


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radiocatnip

RadioCatnip

Simply Dreaming;
Mountain Lion with peridot, bunchberries, starflowers, and wild sarsaparilla


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delcatty
1 month ago

someone else: posts in the groupchat

Me: oh yeah haha I support that but I'm too tired to reply

me: posts in the groupchat, no one responds

Me: oof okay

 


#Hmmmm was my comment out of place? #or are we all just tired

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delcatty
1 month ago

I love cradling a hot cup of tea in my lap... makes me feel like a boneless chicken


#mmm warm


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